I like mac and cheese, fuzzy socks, and my dog
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
I won’t beg someone to love me. I learned long ago that there is no use in hopeless pleas of trying to make someone stay. I am too good to chase someone who does not know my worth and I am too wild to keep waiting for someone who doesn’t acknowledge my value. I want to be loved unconditionally. I shouldn’t have to fight so hard for it. I do not have the time to prove to someone that I am worth it. I shouldn’t have to prove any of that; I am worth more than that.
— thissssssssssss (via insert-domain)
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home.
— Gattaca, 1997 (via artvevo)
My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece
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